What are some degrees you would recommend for me?

Absolutely nothing interests me when it comes to degrees. I dread academic papers. If I could do anything I would just get high and live in my imagination, but none of the creative degrees have any demand. I'm really interested in spirituality, but of course, there's no jobs in that. I want to make the world a better place and I want to be able to provide for a family. I would like to get an art degree, simply because it's the only degree that looks tolerable, but of course there's that whole employment thing. I still consider accounting because it's such a good field to go into and isn't paper oriented, but I'm certainly not interested in it.